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Married Demotivational Poster


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


TAGS: it s a married thing
Rating: 4.32/5

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champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
"Can you hear me now?"
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:30 am
And that's how the vuvuzuela was invented....
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
"take out the trash?" he wishes, he didn't pay for the last dutch date


TAGS: married dead
Rating: 3.57/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 6:44 pm
eh, it's kinda obvious


Married Long Enough -

TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))



TAGS: love married caring courting passion
Rating: 4.64/5

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rerun - July 18, 2010, 8:52 am



THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.

TAGS: ring married wedding finger
Rating: 2.18/5

Marriage -

TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.

JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes


FREEDOM - Two words and you've "freely" given it away.

TAGS: married life crying ownership ring
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
preach it my brother!! 5L

NOT THE WOMAN I MARRIED - In fact, it looks like you ate her ...

MARRIED - words to remember

Married Life -

TAGS: married ron jeremy racoon
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - March 19, 2014, 7:48 pm
Well, it's only p*** if it turns you on
Oldsod - March 19, 2014, 7:46 pm
What a beautiful 5tory...
Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:50 pm
In my own defense, I actually do talk in run-on sentences. Some find that endearing. Jus' sayin'.

Married with superman -

Men -

TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.

Money Problems -


TAGS: someones getting married
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


TAGS: married doubt danielle fishel legs commitment
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - September 14, 2013, 1:15 am
well this was a pleasant surprise....reminds me of Carmen, Houston, ten yrs my senior...taught me a few things...shyt I'm old
Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:45 am
5L for using Topanga from Boy Meets World.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:44 pm
Pretty picture.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 5:19 pm
Nice knee
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 4:55 pm
Nice work, 5L



TAGS: my moms sister is married to my uncle
Rating: 4.44/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 7, 2010, 10:04 pm
Excellent! 5Lions! You got a problem with that?
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
So-called "reputable breeders" are over-rated. Shame.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hey, they lasted longer than my pet rock...it died before I could get it home.
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
My condolences, Bone. And my thanks as well for that unbeckoned glimpse into the darker recesses of what I can only a**ume is the culture of sea monkey custodianship.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
*sigh* Mine could never play baseball...so I changed the stadium and they all died!
Sean - April 7, 2010, 8:53 pm
Or in my case, orphan my sea monkeys -- me***horically speaking of course, they've never met their real father. Poor bastards.

troublesome times -

BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.

TAGS: married wedding 50cal
Rating: 4.32/5

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hangovergin - January 13, 2011, 6:16 pm
thanks..very nice..
50cal - January 13, 2011, 4:16 pm
Thanks, had to take a break with the holidays and all. Going to take a while to get back into moti-shape again.
agdaniele - January 13, 2011, 3:56 pm
50cal back in action! Love this!
bassman007 - January 13, 2011, 1:02 pm
How did you know?

Ugly is in the eye of the beholder -

TAGS: radka ugly czech married psycho
Rating: 4.25/5

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turboerik - August 1, 2013, 4:44 pm
The hat is free with the girl!
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:43 pm
I Like The Hat.

BUT, HONEY, YOU CAN'T BE A FOX ANYMORE. - Now that we're married, maybe you can be a chipmunk or a squirrel...

TAGS: disney fox robin married hood
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:55 am
Disney. Making kids furries since 1973 (not that there's anything wrong with that)
mariand - August 28, 2011, 8:48 pm
LOL... or a 5nake


MARY CHRISTMAS - That's why there's not a chance. My name would be MARY CHRISTMAS. "Hi, what's your name?" Mary Christmas. So yeah... no chance.

TAGS: ho i dont want to get married i just wanna get my ***k wet
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:05 pm
What a fantastic observation, produce!!!

MARRIAGE - I cry cause its over..My life that is

TAGS: married
Rating: 2.89/5

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COMFORT - What this bed would offer me, because my wife wouldn't be in it with me.

CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!


When two redheads marry -

TAGS: being married to a redhead
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2016, 7:59 pm

Or not...